carryonmy-assbutt:

muppidupp:

nayx:

Why am I awake who summoned me

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that is so adorable 

(via ivettehomestuck)


“Are you Saphira?” She looked at him with intelligent eyes. Deep in his mind he felt her satisfaction.

Yes. Something clicked in his head and her voice echoed, as if from a great distance. He grinned in response. Saphira started humming.

(via christofercringlemisha)


nicolascageforthirteenthdoctor:

edwad:

which boob is the clitoris

the one on the back

(via copper-beeches)


dollfishu:

Mako x Gamagori ~
Artist ~ 西津’

dollfishu:

Mako x Gamagori ~

Artist ~ 西津’

(via aebi-idiot)


captain-harrie:

mechaspudzilla:

touhuo:

touhuo:

touhuo:

wheres that video of slowly camera panning to a smiling businessman and then the goosebumps theme plays while some blurry businesspeople hi five in the background

please. i really need to see this video Right Now

PLEASE

i have no idea what you’re talking about but i’d really like to see it too

i know this video i too need to see thi s again


leela-summers:

Let’s Talk About Sex - Tumblr Edition Part 2

Part 1: x
Part 3: x
Part 4: x

(via marquisedelafrance)


people need to calm their tits about the homestuck shirt at hottopic

the person who made it won the welovefine contest

shut up


nosebleedyaoi:

jaaaaaeger:

humaxgh0ull:

commanderarlert-sir:

captaincrunchmakesmebleed:

?

Tokyo ghoul. Fuck

Yep were fuck

FreeI’m safe

……………………….😑 boku no pico……………

nosebleedyaoi:

jaaaaaeger:

humaxgh0ull:

commanderarlert-sir:

captaincrunchmakesmebleed:

?

Tokyo ghoul. Fuck

Yep were fuck

Free
I’m safe

……………………….😑 boku no pico……………

(via flangay)


I want to _____ you.

reblog and see what your followers say

(via flangay)




mrbrucel33:

yougothexed:

tainted-sweet-meats:

ms-delcious:

blink-oneeightyjew:

OH MYGOD WHY

No.I’m done.

why


I’ve risen from the grave to wreck your mind

Just god damn it

mrbrucel33:

yougothexed:

tainted-sweet-meats:

ms-delcious:

blink-oneeightyjew:

OH MYGOD WHY

No.I’m done.

why


I’ve risen from the grave to wreck your mind

Just god damn it

(via thenerdyrussian)


(via thecondesce)


ladyskorpia:

omrooksss:

asksubjuggulatortz:

psiibooty:

pupapan-sexual:

sorry i just love all of these too much okay

whats with the ravioli???

Yes…Ravioli…

yes…..it was the ravioli

For real though…

you know he’d be making balloon animals with them, seductive clown style.

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Puff puff, prophylactic poodle. :O)

(via thenerdyrussian)